Is this a shifter car? I cannot drive a shifter car, alright, so we got a little situation here. I can’t drive these kinda cars! What the fuck is goin’ on! You think that’s funny? Would you like to know, smartass? Would you like to know why I can’t drive this kinda car? I’ll tell you why, I’m used to *luxury* cars. Have you ever heard of a luxury car? You know what luxury means? Ever heard of Cadillac, Cadillac Eldorado? That’s what I drive. I drive cars that *shift* themselves.
– Billy Brown –

Uh, hi
officers, um, we had a flat tire back there.
Do you think you guys could help us
out?
“Naw, that’s not my job. My job’s not to help your fuckin’ ass out.”
I mean, um, you
know I don’t have any other way to get home.
“That’s not my job, asshole.”
Well uh, could
you tell me what your job is?
“Right now my job is eatin’ these doughnuts, or
maybe…
hey, wait a minute. Aren’t you–”

– Bodycount – Smoked Pork –

Do you remember the movie, Psycho?

photo by Ken Juks